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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Beet Jokes - I

Did you hear about the guy who stopped eating vegetables?
His heart missed a beet.
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What is the most untrustworthy veggie?
The beet around the bush.
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What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
A Beet boxer.
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Did you hear about the vegetable that was acquitted of murder?
He beet the rap.
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What do you call a veggie that is never late?
Beet the clock.
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