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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Beverage Jokes - I

A man walked into a bar and drank ten cokes, then you know what happened?
He burped 7up.
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Why was the fly dancing on the top of the Pepsi bottle?
Because it said "Twist to open."
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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
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Why did the worker at the Pepsi bottling factory get fired?
He tested positive for Coke!
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice!
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