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#1 2024-03-11 17:20:18
- Jai Ganesh
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Beverage Jokes - III
When does it rain money?
When there is "change" in the weather.
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If H20 is water what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming.
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If Smart water is so smart then how did it get bottled?
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Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean...... on tables, chairs & random people.
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Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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