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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes - IV

Q: What happens when you burn bread?
A: You loaf it to death.
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Q: How does a loaf of bread validate it's anger against grapes?
A: Raisining!
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Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common?
A: They both have special needs.
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Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
A: I loaf you dough much!
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Q: Why doesn't anyone want to work in a bakery?
A: It's a crumby place to work.
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