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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cake Jokes - I

Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
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Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: You want a piece of me?
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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