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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: What do you get when you cross grapes with celery?

A: A wine celer.

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Q: What do you call celery stalks covered in solid gold?

A: A bunch of money.

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Q: Why are celery stalks leaves never lonely?

A: Because they come in bunches.

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Someone who eats celery stalks must like them a whole bunch.

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Q: Why did the gardener quit?

A: Because his celery wasn't high enough!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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