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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chocolate Jokes - III

What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse!
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What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
A Payday.
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Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because it lost its filling.
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What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
Decad-ant.
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What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once?
Your gonna choke alot.
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