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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chocolate Jokes - IV

What does it do before it rains candy?
It sprinkles!
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What do you call dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
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Why does the jellybean go to school?
Because he wants to become a smartie.
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What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
The worlds best Sundae!
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How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
3.14159265.
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What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
Cocoa-Nuts.
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