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#1 2024-04-18 17:54:39
- Jai Ganesh
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Coconut Jokes - II
Why did the coconut stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice!
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Why don't coconuts have money?
Because people milk them dry.
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What is a coconut never guilty of?
Nuttiness.
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Why didn't the coconuts go to the ballet?
They were afraid of the nutcracker.
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My boyfriends such a smart guy, he told me onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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