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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,332

Coffee Jokes - I

Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!
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Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?
A: Because it's GROUNDS for divorce!
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Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
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Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.
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Q: Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
A: Because they have Italian titles for everything!
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