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#1 2024-04-27 16:40:28
- Jai Ganesh
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Grapefruit Jokes - I
Why did the grapefruit stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Why did the grapefruit go out with a prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
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Why do grapefruits wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
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What did grapefruit say to lemon?
Nothing stupid, grapefruits don't talk.
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What does a grapefruit tree drink?
Root beer.
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