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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Ice cream Jokes

Q: How do astronauts eat their ice cream?
A: In floats!
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a'la mode.
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Q: When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream?
A: Any Given Sundae.
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Q: Where is the best place to get an ice cream?
A: IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
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Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
A: What's the scoop?
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Q: Why did the ice cream truck break down?
A: Because of the Rocky Road.
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Q: How do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: In Sunday (Sundae) School.
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