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#1 2024-05-10 23:31:18
- Jai Ganesh
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Melon Jokes - I
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon.
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Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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What happens if life gives you melons?
Your Dyslexic.
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What do you call a honeydew that is depressed?
Melon-choly.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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