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Jai Ganesh

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Squirrel Jokes - III

Q: How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
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Q: How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel for the holidays?
A: Climb a tree and act like nutmeg.
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Q: How do you catch an Irish squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.
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Q: How do you catch a European Squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a metric nut.
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