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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Olive Jokes

What do you call a bartender that only makes martinis?
Oliver Twist (Olive or Twist).
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What do you call the worlds best diplomat?
Olive Branch.
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What is the name of the ninth reindeer?
Olive the other reindeer.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who? Olive (I love) you!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive (I live) across the road!
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