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#1 2024-05-27 16:40:01
- Jai Ganesh
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Onion Jokes
Q: What's round, white and giggles?
A: A tickled onion!
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Q: What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up a viola.
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Q: What do you call a hobbit with a healthy appetite?
A: Lord of the Onion Rings.
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Q: Where did the onion go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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