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#1 2024-05-28 16:19:26
- Jai Ganesh
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Orange Jokes - I
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
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Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
Because he couldn't find a Date!
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What does an Orange sweat?
Orange Juice!
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice!
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What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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