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#1 2024-06-04 00:00:24
- Jai Ganesh
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Orange Jokes - II
Where do plastic oranges live?
Orange County.
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Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas?
An orangutan.
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Why did the orange fail his driving test?
He kept peeling out.
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How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington bear eat?
None he was already stuffed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
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