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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Orange Jokes - III

What do you call an orange that takes over the world?
Orange Julius Caesar.
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Do you now why a orange is smart?
Because it CONCERTRATES!
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What do you call the ruthless movie about building a fruit empire?
There Will Be Blood...Oranges.
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Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
Because it had appeal.
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What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
An Orange County Chopper.
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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
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