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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pasta Jokes - I

Q: What do Italians eat on halloween?
A: Fetuccini A-fraid-o.
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Q: What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?
A: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
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Q: What is the difference between the female cast of the "Jersey Shore" and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it!
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
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Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?
A: A Spaghetto.
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