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Jai Ganesh

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Pumpkin Jokes - II

Q: What did the pumpkin say to the jar?
A: Soon I will be ajar to.
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Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
A: Squash.
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Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?
A: Because they just had their brains scooped out!
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Q: When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
A: When you drop it; then it's squash!
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Math Mistake

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 pumpkins and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 pumpkins."
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