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#1 2024-06-30 16:00:34
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - II
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
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Why does the word "dark" end with a k and not a c?
Because you can c in the dark.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
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What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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