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#1 2024-07-05 00:04:39
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - VIII
What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
Man, that hit the "spot."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
Instagram.
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Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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