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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XI
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time.
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Where did the computer go to dance?
To a disc-o.
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What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A Bed.
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What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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