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- Jai Ganesh
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What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A loose Canon.
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What do you call a frozen dog?
A pupsicle.
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How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One! After that its not empty!
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What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbercue.
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Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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