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#1 2024-07-13 00:41:48

Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXII

What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
You are too little to smoke!
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What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
Transparents.
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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