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#1 2024-07-14 15:24:56
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXIV
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare.
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
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Why did the robber take a bath?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
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What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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