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Jai Ganesh

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More Clean Jokes - XXVIII

Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
"Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
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What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
It wooden go!
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Which month do soldiers hate most?
The month of March!
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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
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What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?
Shadow.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

ColorfulGalaxy

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Re: More Clean Jokes - XXVIII

Uh? My thread quickly got deleted.

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Jai Ganesh

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Re: More Clean Jokes - XXVIII

This is intended for jokes.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

ColorfulGalaxy

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Re: More Clean Jokes - XXVIII

This is intended for jokes.

I was trying to post a thread for collecting my jokes but it got deleted quickly. I don't want to create too many threads.

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Re: More Clean Jokes - XXVIII

That will be taken care by Administrators.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.