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- Jai Ganesh
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Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
Because he wanted to work over-time!
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What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?
Urgent Tina.
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Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
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When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon!
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What did the tailor think of her new job?
It was sew sew.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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