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#1 2024-07-20 20:28:24

Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXIII

What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Sneakers.
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Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score.
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Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
They both depend on the batter.
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What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder.
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What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A heavy discussion.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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