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#1 2024-07-21 15:56:47
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXIV
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
They got married in the spring.
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Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do baseball players stay cool?
They sit next to their fans.
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Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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