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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XLI
What's taken before you get it?
Your picture.
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Can February March?
No. But April May.
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Did you hear about the injured vegetable?
Some say he got beet.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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