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What did the tailor think of her new job?
It was sew sew.
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Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
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Why is a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar?
It has more dates.
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What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
Runway inflation.
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What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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