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#1 2024-07-27 15:58:14
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XLIII
Did you hear the joke about the germ?
Never mind. I don't want to spread it around.
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What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A cereal killer.
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What do you call a crushed angle?
A rectangle.
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Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
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Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrrrr.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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