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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XLVI
What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon?
Bridge over troubled water.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.
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Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He was booed off stage.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
An offer you can't understand.
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What kind of emotions do noses feel?
Nostralgia.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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