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#1 2024-07-31 00:04:13
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XLVIII
What runs but can't walk?
The faucet!
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When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet.
Nobody new why.
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
Yeah, it was in'tents'.
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Where does bad light go?
PRISM!
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Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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