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What music are balloons scared of?
Pop music.
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What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A mind reader.
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Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
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What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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