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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bicycle Jokes - II

Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A: The pavement.
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Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
A: Cycleangelo.
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Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.
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Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?
A: He took the psycho-path.
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Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
A: Pop-cycle.
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