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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bycycle Jokes - III

Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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Q: How did the barber win the bike race?
A: He took a short cut.
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Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
A: An icicle.
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Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Q: "What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: A cycle path.
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