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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bicycle Jokes - V

Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A: One with no spooks in it.
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Q: How do you know you've married a cycling addict?
A: You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
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A bicycle cannot stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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You have more money invested in your bike clothes than in the rest of your combined wardrobe.
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Your bike has more miles on it then your car's odometer.
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You take your bike along when you shop for a car - just to make sure the bike will fit inside.
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You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit.
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