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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Birthday Jokes - I

Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!
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Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
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Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
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Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little babies."
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