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#1 2024-08-18 00:05:47
- Jai Ganesh
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Birthday Jokes - II
Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
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Q: What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.
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Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
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Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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