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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Birthday Jokes - VII

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
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Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.
Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds'.
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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"When's your birthday?"
"June 2nd."
"What year?"
"Every year!"
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