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Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive...

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Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?

A: Subordinate Clauses.

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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

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Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?

A: Expla-nation.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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