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#1 2024-08-30 01:44:36
- Jai Ganesh
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School Jokes - VII
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
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Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The Nucleus.
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Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate).
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Q: Name a bus you can never enter?
A: A syllabus.
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Q: What did the mathematician's parrot say?
A: A poly "no meal".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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