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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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School Jokes - VIII

Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
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Q: If H20 is water what is H204?
A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: Why did the teacher write on the windows?
A: Because he wanted it to be very clear. School is pointless.
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English: We speak it.
History: They're dead.
Math: We have calculators.
Spanish: We have Dora.
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If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.
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