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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?

A: Because it's basic material.

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Q: If H20 is water what is H204?

A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

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Q: What did one math book say to the other?

A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

Q: Why did the teacher write on the windows?

A: Because he wanted it to be very clear. School is pointless.

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English: We speak it.

History: They're dead.

Math: We have calculators.

Spanish: We have Dora.

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If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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