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Q: What do you call a man with a head full of change?

A: Headquarters.

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Q: What did the cent say to the Dollar?

A: You make no cents.

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Q: You have 10 dollars in your pocket and you lose 5. What do you have in your pocket?

A: A hole.

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Q: Why is divorce so expensive?

A: Because it's worth it.

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Q: How did the Banker die?

A: He Cashed Out.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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