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#1 2024-09-07 00:09:42
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - I
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
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Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.
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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
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Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
A: Because their eggs stink.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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