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#1 2024-09-22 00:03:57
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - XVI
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!
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Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!
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Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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