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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cat Jokes - IV

Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.
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Q: How do you get a wet math?
A: Put it in the shower.
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Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
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Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
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Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
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